Two Years Ago, re/ His New Girlfriend...

Clayton: You know what I love about her? She's nothing like the three of you.

Back at the BGC, circa early '00s

After I admonished a group of boys to quiet down and pay attention...

Miles (age 5): Awe, c'mon Rachel. We're just being dudes together.

While trying to get a lovely young lady to go to school...

LeLe: I can not go to school today. One of my kidneys has swtiched places with the other.

While Watching "No Reservations" Last Night

Image on TV: The Kremlin draped in an AmEx ad.

Morgan: We won! Take that bitches!

While Getting Dressed for an Auction...

Rachel: I think this dress shows way too much cleavage. Maybe I should wear a wrap or something.

John: No! Show boobs!

Rachel: I'm like your sister, John. Why would you want to see my boobs?

John: (bellowing from another room) Boobs is boobs!

At a Party, Late One Night...

Boy: (flirty) So, it sounds like you love coffee. Do you have any plans for coffee tomorrow?

Halie: (oblivious) Sure. I always have plans for coffee.

While Driving to Brunch Yesterday

Rachel: So, are you really, truly ready to quit smoking when you finish school?

Morgan: I have to. High quality jizz is essential for breeding an elite fighting force.

About Four Years Ago

While arguing over M doing something with his family he wasn't going to enjoy on a beautiful Saturday:

Rachel: (huffily) Well, I didn't know you were such a big baby.

Morgan: (more huffily) Yes you did.

During Dinner a Few Weeks Ago

Raylo: I wish Morgan and Casey would fall in love and get married. Then I could realize my
dream of creating Morgan Borgen.

Casey: (with anger in his voice) What makes you think Morgan would change his name? I
think it's clear that I would be the bottom in that relationship.