Discussing the possibility of a new roomie...

Rachel: How would you feel about her staying with us for a while?

Morgan (sternly): I can NOT support you both financially. I will do the best I can emotionally.
And I think you know that I am more than equipped sexually.

While Chopping Produce...

Morgan: If I was a pimp, I would insist on being called a sexecutive. I don't want the job;
not worth the hassle. Every decision has to be run through a board of directors for thier
ho-pinion.

Examining the Pantry...

Morgan: Pretzels are the dry hump of the snack world.