Inaguration Day, 2012

Reiner: Who that be?
Mama: That's the President. His name is Barack Obama.
Reiner: Why he the President?
Mama: Every four years, all the citizens choose a leader. And we chose him.
Reiner: Not you, Mama?

Portrait of a Young Feminist

Reiner: I like Miss Piggy, 'cause she strong.

Health Expert

Reiner: I like stinky cheese. It's good for your body.

Half asleep...

Morgan: I love you like a swimming pool of melted butter. I love you like a ...